First of all, congrats to my cousin Bryan and his new wife Jen - and, screw you for getting married in New Jersey on a Friday.

I am pleased to annouce that I now get sick from just about everything I eat...and if I look at another cup of Greek yogurt or a piece of fruit I'm going to get violent. I think I'm allergic to wheat and starch (which blows).

Also, I bought a leather arm chair...set me back a cool $244 - but whatevers, it's bangin'


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