For the 3 people that read this...I'm sitting at Delta Gate 29...awaiting my flight to see my twin in New England...and I honestly forgot how weird airports could be. I'm sitting a few seats down from an Asian group, the littlest Asian is giving the biggest Asian an odd Asian leg rub and laughing hysterically - I bet they are speaking in tongue about wantons and Kim Jong Il. A few rows ahead of us is this Polish woman - how do I know she's Polish? I can smell the kielbasa and sauerkraut leaking from her pores. Anyway Miss Poland 2009 is wearing a REALLY bad ass pair of brown orthopedic kicks that could almost pass for those Steve Madden platform sneakers from 1999 - but they say very clearly on the bottom "intended for support of the lower back" (I can read this because she has her feet up).

*EDIT* Shortly after this was posted, the Asians got into a straight up "fast & furious" style fight...screaming Asian words and everything...they were carted off and I gather deported...


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