Setting the stage:

Last night – 9:34pm

Location – last row of treadmills at Plant Fitness

Image – doors swing open, a cool breeze rushes around a tall Indian boy in his late teens, sending his long hair whipping around his face…it is Sanjaya of American Idol fame (or so I choose to believe). He is donning a sick pair of plaid, tear away, windbreaker work out pants & a Mariah Carey concert t-shirt. He gets on the treadmill next to me and I can see he is loading the newest Whitney Houston album on his iPhone. My life is complete. I nearly fall off the treadmill and have to leave in extreme embarrassment.


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