Jewish Son-in-Law 12/13/2009
*Discussing my obsession with Jewish men...*
Me: So, they kicked me off JDate.com
Mom: What? Why? What is JDate?
Me: A dating website for Jews...
Mom: But you're not Jewish
Me: No, I'm not Jewish but I loves me the Jewish men & I'd love to snag a Jew hubby
Mom: What is wrong with you?
Me: You wouldn't want a Jewish son-in-law? You wouldn't love me if I brought home my very own Jew?
Mom: I can't believe we're talking about this. What is wrong with you?
Me: You know I love Jewish men mom, I don't know why you're so upset about this...
Mom: I thought you were kidding...like that time at Thanksgiving where you told everyone you were a lesbian because Daddy & I didn't love you
Me: Who says I was kidding about that?
*She burst into tears and walked away*