*While at dinner for my brothers birthday*

Waitress: and what can I get for you?
Me: a lemonberry martini...then come back in 30 minutes, we'll see how i feel
Mom: you can't just have liquor for dinner
Me: tons of people do it
Mom: no one respectable has liquor for dinner
Me: everyone i respect has liquor for dinner
Mom: that's not funny
Me: it wasn't a joke
Mom: i'm not laughing
Me: i know
Mom: this isn't funny
Me: i know
Mom: are you trying to become an alcoholic?
Me: you'll never know what you can achieve if you don't try

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